Monday, May 26, 2008

wham: i killed another chipmunk


A chipmunk somehow got into the Room earlier today. That was the last mistake it ever made.
First Ace was chasing it around the room, with Tory following behind. Ace tried but he just couldn't catch it. So the girl set me loose in the room. Someone had to get it, the humans couldn't have a chipmunk running loose in the house.
The chipmunk went under the bed and hid there for a while and I waited patiently. Finally, later in the afternoon, it reappeared. I cornered it by the door and lunged. Success!
It took me a while to actually kill it, though. I sort of bit on it for a while while it moved in my mouth.
Some day I was born to win cat shows. I disagree. I was born to kill.
I didn't eat the chipmunk when I was done. The girl got rid of it and threw it out.
~Wham

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Deborah Katy said...

Perfect... haha. Your cat sharing his story is amazingly fun to read. Simply loved your blog.

Oldbuddy said...

Send them over, we have squirrels running around the house all the time!

Soyun Park said...

Wow~ Such a fun blog you're writing~

Silja Erg said...

Never knew cats think of humans first :)

YANZ said...

noooooooooo! poor chipmunk! =P
*hahahahha*

Khyle Dean said...

Haha, I how many cats do you have exactly?

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Michele said...

hahaha that's too funny!

MinnieRunner said...

Ha ha, funny!

Anonymous said...

these cats are like this. some are too funny to handle with.

Savings for You said...

Such a cute kitty kat

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iamNoOne said...

I felt sorry for the chipmunks. I'm an avid fan of Alvin and the chipmunks movie and the thought of your cat catching the chipmunk reminds me of my favorite chipmunk character 'Theodore' in this movie (lol)

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Unknown said...

*Laughing*

I've never read a blog written by cats before! I've spent SO much time here reading through your fun posts. Thanks so much for the smile.

Marina_Rivne_Ukraine said...

Hello from Ukraine !

Interesting and unsual Blog, I like it.

I would love for you to meet my dog, but you would not understand each other, you speak cat language, and he only speaks Russian.

Anyway, keep up the interesting Cat Blogging, and please say your owner hi from me.

Sincerely,

Marina Demchuck.
Rivne - Ukraine.

Rae Macklyn said...

Any updates forthcoming? The blog looks to have been dead for a long time.

apples said...

The humans certainly could have a chipmunk in their house!

You evil, evil cat..

javangelo said...

This is really a funny blog. And it does make me feel that I am literally reading a blog written by a pet.

Wooow !!

thanks...

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