A chipmunk somehow got into the Room earlier today. That was the last mistake it ever made.
First Ace was chasing it around the room, with Tory following behind. Ace tried but he just couldn't catch it. So the girl set me loose in the room. Someone had to get it, the humans couldn't have a chipmunk running loose in the house.
The chipmunk went under the bed and hid there for a while and I waited patiently. Finally, later in the afternoon, it reappeared. I cornered it by the door and lunged. Success!
It took me a while to actually kill it, though. I sort of bit on it for a while while it moved in my mouth.
Some day I was born to win cat shows. I disagree. I was born to kill.
I didn't eat the chipmunk when I was done. The girl got rid of it and threw it out.
~Wham
